I married my second (and, so far, favorite) husband in Las Vegas, with only a few family members in attendance to minimize the trauma. When we had our reception a couple of months later, I designed this lovely invitation.

 

For some reason, the local Las Vegas media chose not to cover this event. So, being the resourceful girl I am, I wrote my own newspaper article, printed it on newsprint stock with my trusty laser printer, and included a copy in each invitation. Oddly enough, quite a few people thought this was real.